team building exercises are just awkward forced fun nobody asked for

corporate speak is just English but make it meaningless, let's circle back and touch base

subscription services really said "death by a thousand paper cuts" and we all just accepted it

when getting the aux cord in the car made you the most powerful person alive

special place in my heart for people who don't wash their hands in public bathrooms, really special

nothing says confidence like talking on speakerphone in a crowded place

shoutout to people who leave their shopping carts in parking spaces, real heroes

amazing how some people think turn signals are optional, truly inspiring

love how people block the entire aisle at the grocery store and act surprised when you need to get past

video buffers for 10 minutes, skips ahead, buffers again, I give up

password must be 12 characters, one symbol, a haiku, and your firstborn's name

computer updates at the worst possible time, like it knows when you're busy

whoever invented the snooze button knew exactly what they were doing, chaos

people who enjoy mornings are a different species and I respect but don't understand them

people who walk up escalators are either motivated or late, no in between.

saying 'I'll start Monday' every Sunday for the past 6 months

someone holding the door when you're kinda far so you do that awkward speed walk

when the USB goes in first try, day is blessed.

remember when you had to actually remember phone numbers or you just couldn't call people lol

boneless wings are just chicken nuggets and that's perfectly fine