my backup plan is hoping I don't need a backup plan

back when you could just exist without documenting everything for social media

remember when we had to rewind VHS tapes before returning them to Blockbuster? I'm old

is there a name for the phenomenon were you look for your keys in your house for 30 minutes but find them the second you give up looking

what possesses people to have full phone conversations on speaker in public places, where's the self awareness >_>

why does every meeting have that one person who talks for 20 minutes without saying anything useful

Is there a reason for hitting the button multiple times like that's gonna make the elevator come faster, we all know it doesn't work but we do it anyway.

you ever notice how the grocery store moves everything around just when you finally memorized where stuff is, like they're doing it on purpose to confuse us

that moment you get comfortable in bed and then you remember you left something downstairs

Anyone else? "I'll just have one" knowing full well we're eating the whole bag lol

Another mystery... how come you can never find a pen when you need one but when you don't need one there's 15 of them

nighttime just hit different

what is it about sitting in your car in the parking lot for 10 minutes before going inside, why do we all do that

we park in driveways and drive on parkways

how is it that the one day you don't bring an umbrella is the day it pours, like clockwork

why is it when you finally sit down to relax you suddenly remember 50 things you need to do lol

why does bread taste better when you tear it instead of cutting it with a knife, what's the science behind that

how come every time you're in a hurry all the traffic lights are red, but when you have time they're all green

new year's resolution crowd finally gone. gym is mine again

someone's using the machine I want. waiting. awkward eye contact. they're doing another set