You love to see it... traffic jam caused by people slowing down to look at nothing.

alarm went off. hit snooze. woke up 2 hours later. no snooze went off. betrayed

toothpaste cap fell in the sink drain. it's gone forever now

went down a rabbit hole. ended up watching videos about deep sea creatures at 4am

package delivered to wrong apartment again. on a treasure hunt now

upstairs neighbor dropping bowling balls at 2am again apparently

bought something. immediately saw it cheaper somewhere else. cursed

when the boss says "quick question". it is never quick

computer froze. didn't save. pain

Monday meeting could've been an email. Tuesday meeting also could've been an email

office AC is either arctic or sauna. no middle ground

cooking video made it look easy. my kitchen looks like a crime scene

someone's car alarm has been going off for an hour. nobody cares anymore

scrolling instead of sleeping. tale as old as time

3am thoughts hit different when you have work at 8

nothing beats finding a pen that actually works

Hotels with good water pressure deserve awards tbh

that first warm day after months of cold weather different

found a playlist that matches my exact mood. The algorithm wins this round

first sip of coffee in the morning is unmatched