clicking "I agree" to terms and conditions is the biggest lie I tell regularly

I feel like as of late the weather forecast vs what actually happens are in completely different dimensions

if I ignore my responsibilities long enough they multiply, it's like pokemon but worse

sometimes laptop fan sound like it's preparing for takeoff.

autocorrect turning my normal sentences into something that sounds like a ransom note

WiFi at home: 4 bars, doesn't work WiFi at cafe: 1 bar, streams 4K

trying to be a morning person but my body said absolutely not

my idea of exercise is running late!

picked the shopping cart with the one broken wheel, guess I'm committed to this wobbly journey now

happy new year! my resolution is to stop procrastinating starting tomorrow :P jk

organizational systems I create vs organizational systems I actually use: two different universes

my plants are either drowning or in a drought, I can't find the middle ground lol

my car GPS and Google Maps argue about directions like divorced parents

phone at 1%: lasts 30 minutes phone at 20%: dies immediately

sleeping position roulette: comfortable, numb arm, or neck pain, choose wisely

naps are either 20 minutes or 4 hours, no in between

why is abbreviated such a long word

craving something but not knowing what is psychological warfare

that one song you play on repeat until you physically can't stand it anymore

shuffle play really said "let's go from Mozart to death metal to a podcast you downloaded in 2017"