working from home be like: took a break, the break took 6 hours

meetings that could've been emails should be considered a war crime

my out of office message and my actual availability are having different conversations

"I'll just check my phone real quick" 45 minutes later what year is it lol

stairs going up: nightmare stairs going down: also nightmare but faster

that feeling when you find money in your pocket you forgot about >>> anything else

yawning is contagious but so is checking your phone when someone else does

hiccups are just your body doing a weird little prank on you

fall: exists for 2 weeks winter: hippity hoppity your warmth is now my property

ending an email with 'let me know if you have questions' knowing full well I don't want questions >_>

sorry for the delayed response (I saw your email immediately and have been overthinking my reply for 3 days)

that moment of panic when your car makes a weird noise then never does it again

my car's check engine light and I have an understanding: I ignore it, it glows ominously

outfit looks fire in the mirror, looks like a potato in photos

that awkward grocery store dance when you both reach for the same item

picking the fastest checkout line is a skill I will never master

cleaning the house to avoid doing actual work is still productive right? :p

due tomorrow = do tomorrow, it's literally in the name

remember when a year felt long? now it's like blinks oh it's December soon again

2020 was either 6 months ago or 47 years ago depending on the day