winter makes me want to hibernate until spring

rain outside, coffee inside. perfect setup

tried cooking a new recipe tonight. the smoke alarm disagrees with my skills

Fixing something by hitting it. Why does that work so often?

won an argument in my head from 3 years ago. victory tastes sweet

sometimes just stand in front of the fridge hoping food appears

microwave goes beep. I go ugh. we understand each other

Questions nobody asked, buuut... how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

There's a cat that sits in the same window every day judging passersby. I respect the consistency

saw a video of a guy at the park teaching his dog to skateboard and honestly that dog had better balance than me

USB: wrong way, wrong way again, flips back to original position, somehow works now

Every time... pen works perfectly in the store, gets home, immediately stops working

"word is on the tip of my tongue" never remembers it

being the friend who always has snacks is a blessing and a curse

friend: wanna hang out me: yes! makes plans for 3 weeks from now never happens

that face you make when the shower water goes from perfect to arctic in 0.5 seconds

free shipping at $50, cart total $49.87. This happens way too often

added to cart 3 weeks ago, still thinking about it, will probably buy it in 2027

my pillow in the morning has better grip than any relationship I've ever had lol

hit snooze so many times my alarm gave up on me