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For the douches among us who want to point out the obvious, don't worry, I'll write it. It's my first time on Steemit! Yay! So there you have it. Hope you're feeling calm now. So, sit back and just read this intro.
And no! Smart ass comments aren't allowed on this post. Save them for upcoming posts. Now that all protocol's been observed, let's dig in.
The dating world's a complex maze that plays by its own rules.
I know you know this, just as I'm sure some of you have learned this the hard way. And so I'm here to help you secure a date with a hottie – at the very least. And if you're a woman, you can read this for fun. Why not?
I can already hear some of the guys moaning from the last para's ladies remark. But relax gents, you still have an ace. It's called your personality.
From my experience, it always outshines any guidance if you play by the rules – as set out here. And for the confused ones among us, lemme put it this way: it's the perfect distraction to any illusion you'll be pulling off. In fact, Houdini will have nothing on you.
In conclusion: sit down, buckle up, start your engines, take off and enjoy the ride. Practice makes perfect, so always get your feet wet after reading my tips. Why not? You have nothing to lose – and can only get stronger with every conquest and rejection.
DISCLAIMER: For obvious reasons, I can't reveal my identity. But for the dummies: the woman-recognizing-me angle is one. The other, I'm a professional (I'm sure most of you get the rules of the corporate jungle [o_O]).
