Player No. 11

Roll D6 for number of actions: 2
Action 1: Move north.
Action 2: Move north.
The dice gods must hate me. I gave offerings of !LUV, !PIZZA, !LOLZ, !HYPNO, !ENGAGE 25 and !BEER, yet I can't seem to roll any big numbers and just keep slowly moving along. I'll never catch up and most likely make it into the top 3, but I'll just keep trudging along regardless.