Player No. 11 (order No. 1)

Bonus roll: 19 (oh so close!)
Action 1: Use my axe on the lady, roll 1 and miss.
Action 2: Try again, roll 3 and miss. Man, she's fast!
Action 3: Try again, roll 6 and hack her for 2 damage. Her !LUV ly blood comes gooshing out as I eat !PIZZA and drink !BEER.