My goodness! It sounds like you had a really Mondayish Monday indeed! Cannot say mine was very grand either but thankfully it is currently Terrific Tuesday hehe :)

Your barber sounds terribly confused LOL! Perhaps she has split personalities and different ones made different signs.... one of them clearly doesn't want to do Mondays! hehe!

Well, at least you got all the groans out on Monday so you can hopefully enjoy the rest of the week!