The Scandinavian Journal is now participating with the team name "What do you think?".

Joined under the team name "Scandic", username SatireTeam.

A voucher system is the expected to be the solution. All citizens will get vouchers guaranteeing them 5 free intercourses each month.

According to Swedish officials, the details are yet not finalized, but experts are expecting the introduction of a voucher system through which you get the right to intercourses of your choosing.

Well, just keep in mind that it is the subset of sociology anyways. Sociology can overturn any conclusion reached in the field of biology, and that must not be questioned.

God reportedly appreciates your kind support during this time of big changes in his life.

You are thanked for your comment.

Your congratulations will be forwarded from the Scandinavian Journal. We are also considering setting up some sort of a condolence protocol for the endless list of potential humans who were never born.

Yeah, but they must surely have a plan on how to reduce it.

Yes, brutal times. Customers are being sued left and right for not entering different stores.

If 7 Eleven doesn't sell The Onion, The Onion definitely has a case against them. They shouldn't not sell a single product!