According to Faux News Press (FNP), usually reliable sources claim that U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon has reached agreement with the Israelis and Palestinians to allow the Guardian Angels to patrol the Gaza border as designated United Nations Peacekeepers. Curtis Sliwa, longtime leader of the Guardian Angels, has indicated that he will personally accompany the initial battalion of "GAs" to Gaza.
When FNP asked Pope Francis I if he thought the U.N. had acted imprudently, the pope said, "Nope."
Other world leaders refused to go on record, but the great majority expressed hope that tensions will be eased by the presence of the Guardian Angels.
FNP is watching this development carefully.
