Steemit, Are You Brave Enough For Australia?

Australia might be associated with magnificent beaches that are packed with surfers, Frosters beer and endless BBQs... And, of course, alien looking animals that are ready to kill you every moment.

Let's start with kangaroos. Aren't they cute? Yeah right, mate, until...

Until they grow up friggin' huge...

And start fighting in your neighbourhood

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But it's nothing compared to these prehistoric dinosaurs called alligators

Be careful, mate, because they roam free in Australian cities...

And sandy beaches

Eating bull sharks for breakfast...

...helicopters for launch...

And lawn mowers for dinner

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But even Australian alligators can't feel 100% safe because of friggin' snakes

They hunt everything which moves

No matter how big or small you are - you can be the next one

To make things even worse... Snakes are everywhere, mate

On airplanes...

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In bathrooms...

In local shops. Everywhere!

And it's not the end. Meet Pteropus - the largest bat on the planet...

Or koalas that are ready to rip you apart...

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What about this majestic Great White Shark which is 2 times bigger than you?

Take a look at Australian earthworm. It isn't poisonous... But even looking at it, makes your heart stop

Oh yeah... And how we could forget about Cassowary...

Probably the biggest douchebag bird ever

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So don't even try to have doubts how brave and kick-ass are Aussies living in a land full of this craziness