Guys, you won't believe but I finally crunched how to get rich quickly on Steemit. And as I am honest, generous guy, I don't mind sharing the secret with you.

Phase 1

Start with a provoking headline. 

Including "Steemit", "Steem" words in your headline is a must. A few examples I can think of off the bat:

"How Steem made me a millionaire overnight. Unluckily, I forgot my account's password."

"Steem helped me to catch all 151 Pokemons"

"Thanks to Steemit! I bought my dream car - A 1996 Honda Accord"

Also consider adding a number (i.e. $5, $5000, $100 000). The bigger number you think of, the higher chance that you will succeed. Just have in mind that Steem market cap at the moment is $369 000 000. So don't over do it.

Phase 2

Create a make-up tutorial video

If there is already one posted by a beautiful girl and you're not so beautiful... Well, my friend, there is still hope. Create a parody of her video. If there is already a parody of that makeup tutorial, shoot a parody of that parody of that makeup tutorial. Got the idea?

OR

Create a product for Steemit

Steemit users are absolutely nuts about products dedicated to them. SteemUber, Steem iPhone, Steem peperoni pizza, Steem toilet paper. Possibilities are infinite. Just don't forget to share it with us!

OR

Create a tutorial how to get rich quickly on Steemit (My favorite one)

Nowadays people earn their first million by teaching others how to make a million dollars. If they can do it, you can do it too on Steemit. Read all How to make it big on Steemit  tutorials, rewrite them in your own words and your success is guaranteed, my friend.

Phase 3

Add numerous tags

The secret is the more tags you add the better results you might expect. In fact, you can write a few sentences and the rest of your content might be tags. Don't worry if tags don't relate to what is written in your post. Remember - the bigger number, the better results.

Phase 4

Beg Steem Whales for an upvote. 

Steem Whales are Steemit users who own a ridiculously high amount of Steem Power. Their upvotes are worth much more $$$ than regular Joe's upvote. So beg them in comments, add them on Facebook, send them DM on Twitter or stalk them at their home. Do whatever it takes. Your ultimate goal is that Steem Whales would click that fucking Upvote button.

Phase 5

Collect  $$$$$

I believe, there is no need for further explanation.