I was on a date with a lady and this coversation ensued between us. Me: why are you wearing your beautiful belt around your knees? Lady : my mom made me to promise her that i would not let you touch me

Lol

I'm glad to know that you enjoy my contents. Thanks. I have just followed you.

I can bet my balls that everyone looking at this pictures has their phones in their right hand, three fingers at the back of the phone, their little finger supporting it at the bottom and scrolling slowly

Lol. You got it right. One has to look at things carefully.

Thank you for your kind words. I'm glad to be here and it's nice to meet you. I'll follow you now @ivycharmae