Hey there. I'm a malcontent with a mild drinking problem and a loyal pit bull (pictured in my first post). I like to write, mostly screenplays, and just about all of it is satirical in some way. My progressive sensibilities are often at odds with the pragmatic side of my brain which usually leads to heated arguments with myself. At least the neighbors are used to it. I've convinced them that I'm working on dialogue...
I pay the bills with freelance writing and such. Mostly ghost writing on a variety of topics and recently I've worked on a project that brought me to the world of magical internet money. I've been fascinated ever since (and... I've invested or gambled or whatever the hell you want to call it). Which led me to this platform where I look forward to navigating and eventually contributing, hopefully in some kind of meaningful way that doesn't incite anyone to hunt me down and set me on fire.
As for fun... I like to make films, offend people, read, and I'm usually maintaining a buzz throughout all those activities.
I'd upload a photo along with more personal details but that would seriously hamper my goals for the reclusive and cantankerous lifestyle I've worked so diligently to achieve up to this point. So... I'll just leave another photo of the dog. She won't mind. Besides, she's being an ass and trying to steal my seat so I don't feel bad.
And a quote. People tend to like quotes. Oh.. and I'm an Aquarius. In case anyone cares.
'We shall find a way or make one.' -- Hannibal
Thank you for your time.
