Sigh..
(me in happier times, before the elastic breakage incident)
So... The elastic in my panties gave way today, and it was either ditch them and go commando, or risk them slipping down to my feet.
Now that would be OK but on leaving work, I was hit with a rapid gust of wind and well.
Several dozen students got to see my V-2014 MK2 Illuminati Ltd Ed. Trans-dimensional Portal.
Lucky them. FML