Shhhh you. We don't permit logical thinking in this classroom! Please sit down and stop asking questions ;)

I suppose that kid is at home (with a cold) while all the other healthy children are running around in the cold trying to get negative results so they can go back to school (because their parents don't have the luxury of being able to walk away from their jobs). Talk about finding the most stressful route to solving a problem! I mean seriously.

Thank you for the LUV!