The Covid Jab Is Great
True, it won’t stop you catching Covid
or transmitting Covid
it won’t stop you feeling ill
just not as ill
but only for three months
then after six
you’ll be more likely to catch Covid consistently.
Hence yearly boosters are recommended medically.
Remember, it was an emergency
our advertising invested you emotionally
our heroes, our willing guinea pigs
it was all for the best
if we cut corners
and test subjects died
it’s great because we are wholly indemnified.
We’d just like to say
it’s been a great opportunity
to test out our new technology.
The Covid jab is great
because frankly
it made us even more wealthy.
We admit that to convince you
we did have to scare you
lie, gaslight, hide information
persuade you the issue
was ‘disinformation’
which is great
as we seem to have got away with it.
Think back as we edged closer
to countries with mandatory closures
the issuance of orders
restrictions of movement and socialisation
where non-vaccination
met threats of incarceration
all undertaken with (the deepest of) earnestness.
Confidentially knowing
the excess deaths are owing
to the Covid jab is acceptable
for candidly, the earth is beyond it’s capacity
and the certainty of climate emergency
requires someone to take responsibility.
Indeed, the Covid jab was so great
we can’t wait for the next big one.