Conversation between a pharmacist and a female customer: Woman: “I need to buy some arsenic.”
Pharmacist:” Why do you need arsenic?”
Woman: “I need arsenic because I want to kill my husband.”
Pharmacist: “WHAT?”
Woman: “You heard me! I want to kill my husband!”
Pharmacist: “Why on earth would you want to do that?”
Woman: “Because he’s having an affair with YOUR wife!!!”
Pharmacist: “Well why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”