"Me? With what? Knitting needles?"

Absolutely. She's going to make the evil in the undermountain a rainbow coat and shower them with the parental love and affection they might not have had, or if they were the type that had parental love and affection but turned out to be a power hungry lunatic she'd probably give them what for and make them cower before the intimidation factor that is a tiny Asian/Italian/Indian/Spanish grandmother (am I missing any of the stereotypes? Now can you imagine a little old grandmother with all the stereotyped ethnic groups in their bloodline? O_O).