For recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, President Donald Trump assumed the coveted position of the man who hastened the arrival of the Messiah. In Kenya, Raila Odinga once again postponed his presidential inauguration for an election he boycotted. Dr. Damages takes a critical look at all these developments. Channeling Adamawa’s Secretary of State, your good doctor reveals why Fulani-herdsmen carry AK 47 and how you, too, can get yours. Meanwhile, while some Nigerians are demanding an end to the abuses of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Nigeria’s paramilitary forces wish you a Merry Christmas. As PDP prepares for the enthronement of Abubakar Atiku, UK’s Department For International Development(DFID reports that $32bn was stolen under President Goodluck Jonathan.
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