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Arriving the group in an ambulance at the mental hospital, there were officers who welcomed them. After all the administration was cleared Alex was immediately put into the room. While friends during the trip are in the next block.
During his treatment Alex got a special place in the hearts of nurses and doctors. he always makes the officers and doctors think Alex is not a crazy person. He can always communicate naturally. He can even say that as an intelligent person. he could solve some problems which, according to sane standards, are quite complicated problems. he is also known as the cheerful maker of circumstances. Often when the atmosphere is too busy the nurses pass near Alex's room. Then Alex will say something that makes people smile.
One day when the patients were visited by a doctor. At that time the doctor asked the patients. They gathered at the yard under shady tree.
"Who can answer this question tomorrow can go home."
" What is the question?"
"How many cow feet are there?"
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A simple question. but this is a communication between a doctor and a mental hospital patient. there are patients who crawl as if imagining themselves a cow. then his hand pointed at the cow's foot.
"Four," said that patient.
Others joined in.
"That's right," they answered in unison.
Alex suddenly interrupted.
"I don't agree, Doctor!"
"How many feet do you think cows are?"
"Eight."
"How can an eight-legged cow be?"
"I can prove it. How many fore leg, Doc?"
"Two"
"Back legs?
"Two"
"Right leg?
"Two"
"Left leg?
"Two."
"Come on, let's count together. Two front legs, two rear legs. That means it's four legs. '
The doctor bothered to follow the Alex mindset.
"Now the left leg is two and the right is two. The weight is four. There were four then four more were added. So there are eight of them all. Right Doc?"
"Wow you're really great, Alex!"
Alex laugh.
"Why are you laughing Alex?"
"The doctor is crazy. Where are there eight-legged cows?"
Alex laughed again and was followed by other patients without knowing why he was laughing. They are very loyal friends, so if there is someone who is laugh then everyone will laugh.
The nurses on duty so smiled. Don't know why they smiled or laughed. maybe they feel what Alex said was right. It could be Alex's right answer or praise Alex's courage to say the doctor is out of his mind.Suddenly weather turned cloudy and began to see drizzle. The doctor decided that patients would enter a large enough space. when that happens there is lightning which frightens many mental hospital patients. Many of them shouted while closing their ears. They are afraid if they get struck by lightning. They watched the sky from behind the windows and doors in case lightning would come.
Suddenly there was one patient who asked.
"Doctor, why does lightning always look first and then thunder?"
The doctor did not answer right away. They are only mental hospital patients not insane or educated people.
"Wow, good question. Try who can answer, I'll give you a bar of chocolate," the doctor said, taking a chocolate pocket and waving the chocolate.
"You?"
"I Don't know, but the chocolate is for me."
"Oh No. You must answer the question first."
"Does anyone dare to answer that question?"
"I'm Doc" Alex stood up to the doctor.
"What is your answer Alex?"
"Of course our eyes will see us earlier than the ears hear lightning. Just look at our eyes in the ears behind us. Surely the eyes will see lightning earlier than ears hear lightning."
The doctor was a little surprised at Alex's answer. He did not want to immediately praise or blame Alex's answer. He remembered praising the answer to the number of cow legs. The doctor smiled and then raised Alex's hand.
"Answer the champion in this hospital!"
Alex laughed loudly again and followed by all the patients.
"The doctor did not pass Physics. The doctor did not know the problem of light and sound propagation"
The doctor was stunned by Alex's words. Now he increasingly knows that Alex is actually a smart guy. Unfortunately, he lost his sanity.
In the midst of the crowd of patients suddenly fart sound. It sounded like the sound of a balloon being untied with a small hole
all the people in that place immediately covered their noses, including doctors and nurses. They began to look at each other as if asking questions
"You farted?"
Of course the gaze was answered by shaking the head of the sign rejecting the accusations of the fart offender.
"Let's suck it together so it can quickly disappear," Alex shouted.
Doctors and nurses smiled . They shook their heads at Alex's idea.
"Alex always has ideas that are out of our mind," the nurse said.
The doctor agree with what the nurse said.
Suddenly a patient advances toward the doctor.
"Doc, we must uphold the rules. The fart period is careless and we all have to bear the stench. We look for the culprit then we sanction," said this patient who entered a mental hospital because of stress due to failing to be elected to parliament.
"All right," the doctor answered.
"Now I ask who farted earlier?"
All are silent.
"Then I'll give this to the nurse," doctor hold chocolate.
"I farted, Doc," Alex said, raising his hand.
The doctor then gave chocolate to Alex.
"What punishment will you give Alex?"
"We throw him with our feces," said one patient.
"Yes ... "the others answered in unison then laughed together.
The doctor silent for a while.
"How did Alex accept the punishment?"
"I accept the sentence but there are conditions," said Alex.
"What conditions are you asking for?"
I am willing to be thrown using your feces, but I ask that when you defecate don't urinate."
"Well, Alex wants to be punished. But will you accept conditions from Alex?"
"Want"
The doctor smiled. The nurses still don't understand what makes a doctor just smile. They worry that it will become a new problem if Alex is later stoned.
"Doc .." said one officer showing anxiety.
"Relax, Alex's idea is very bright."
Some patients who turned out to be holding defecation immediately ran to the toilet. They immediately planned to defecate and then took it, but when they just squatted he had pee first. After the wicket and the toilet, they ran back to the crowd of doctors, Alex and all their friends.
"How's it all gone?"
"Done, Doc"
"Then where is the feces that wants to use punish Alex?"
"Doctor, I was defecating earlier, but at the same time I peed."
"Of course you cannot defecate without urinating,
The nurses just understood why doctors didn't seem to panic when Alex wanted to be punished,
" Okay, all already feel fair. I farted too. Now all return to their rooms, "the doctor said.
The doctor ended the patient's visit that day. The patients were immediately told to enter their respective rooms.
(TOBE CONTINUED...)