How to Join the EOS ICO as an American - An Easy Solution

I was dreaming last night and a little bird told me a secret. He said, "I heard of an American who was able to participate in the EOS ICO." Dumbfounded, I listened to him, because of course I wanted in. Here is what he told me:

Here Are the Options:

Select the 2nd Route and Use MyEtherWallet (IN a NORMAL browser):

Send ETH to the Distribution Address (USE TOR to GET the ADDRESS):

Wait for the Countdown to End and Hope You Get a Good Deal:

Begin the Claiming Process Described HERE (Access with TOR):

Open A Contract on MyEtherWallet (NORMAL browser):

Choose Claim All:

OBSERVE YOUR EOS TOKENS!!!!

Party Like An American Because Ain't No One Gunna Stop You From Crypto or Legislative Freedom:

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Disclaimer: If anyone asks, the little bird failed to name the American who discovered this work around. But who cares right... access to tokens on the decentralized OS of the future shouldn't be limited by geography or archaic, foolish rules. Stay Crypto and Stay Anonymous. Cheers!