Omg this is hilarious. What an a-hole! I mean, squishing bugs with your thumbs - unbelievable! I take it back! Your rebuttal was absolutely brilliant. I kinda meant a-holes to other people as well - the fact you STILL love a garden means you're a good soul in my book.

Loved your man poem - especially that last line!

I think we probably walk a fine line between being an a-hole in the garden and being compassionate too. Good on you for ditching the round up.

And thanks for making me laugh.