To whom it may concern:
some of the events and actions documented in this journal are only based on true stories, others are completely fictitious. The main character in this journal is from a fiction story i am writing about a mythical character named I. But whereas Bob Dole sometimes talks about himself in the 3rd person, i as a writer have a similar but opposite preference where i like to talk about others in the first person. therefore sentences like i am going to the store, or i like to do drugs, shouldn't be read into anymore than sentences like he am going to the store, or mary like to do drugs. Whatever dawg, it's my literary style, deal with it.
oh yea, in my story I also has several nicknames including me, my, and myself, and along with substituting the 3rd person pronoun he for the proper noun I, i have also chosen to substitute 3rd person personal (he), possessive (his), reflexive (himself), and whatever other pronouns i am forgetting for the first person me, my, and myself.
The views and opinions expressed here to do not necessarily reflect those of the author and as such, no party may be held responsible for them or their repercussions. If i choose to bitch about you, your organization, country, or person in general, you probably fucking deserve it. get over it. and stop sucking so much if you have such a fucking problem with it.