Indeed as @captainquack22 said: "Some people deserve some brown tea." I was head of security for a benefit concert my frat was putting on in college (for Toys For Tots) when one of my guys found a half-full bottle of whiskey in one of the men's rooms. He asked what to do (no alcohol allowed). I told him to pour out a bit and replace it with some water from a toilet (unflushed if he could find one).