Well, I did it! I published my memoirs (without any help this time). Available at Lulu.com for $6.98, or from me payable with Steem or SBD.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/rich-quitliano/diary-of-an-unbroken-child/paperback/product-
23801408.html
E-Book
http://www.lulu.com/shop/rich-quitliano/diary-of-an-unbroken-child/ebook/product-23802259.html