Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!! I'm so excited! My new book just came. In my undying effort to improve my skills (not to mention make some extra cash) I sent for a new self-help book, that if I become proficient enough, could solve all of my financial woes. I've decided to go into business for myself! So if anybody is ill and needing surgery, forget about hospitals... Just give me a call at 555- HELP. I can beat any hospital's prices by over half- guaranteed. And my surgeries come with a money-back guarantee... If you don't make it- your money will be cheerfully refunded.
To sweeten the deal, after my first couple of cut jobs- I'll start a mobile surgery service. You can get sliced and diced in the comfort of your own home! So don't forget that number folks... 555-HELP... That's 555- HELP!
(50% off on all boob-jobs for the first 100 callers!)
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