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In an act of desperate lunacy, the Tinfoil Hat Caucus of the Democratic Party in the House of Representatives brought five articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump today. Six Democrats signed off on the articles, Steve Cohen, Luis Gutierrez, Al Green (loved his music), Adrianno Espillat, Marcia Fudge (no comment) and John Yarmouth. The charges are as follows:
Interfering with the Judiciary- He pardoned Joe Arpaio. Of course Bill Clinton's myriad of pardons including Mark Rich and Obama's mass pardons for known terrorists were perfectly acceptable... after all, they weren't guilty of being Donald Trump.
Attempting to abolish freedom of the press- He called CNN "fake news."
Obstruction of Justice- He fired James Comey. Once again, Comey's ties to the Clinton Foundation and absolute incompetence in handling the 30,000 emails couldn't have had anything to do with it.
4 & 5) Might as well bundle these together because they're related. Trump has accepted money from foreign governments as well as the US government. (This is really good) Trump owns hotels and restaurants both here and abroad... Government employees of both foreign and the American governments have stayed in the hotels and eaten at the restaurants THEREFORE, Trump has accepted money (really, I'm not making this up) Here's a video of some of the Representatives (how they can keep a straight face is beyond me). I'll post another by Mark Levin after explaining the charges. This is beyond ludicrous. Hillary Clinton's "pay for Play" is fine as is her Foundation accepting Millions (or hundreds of Millions) of dollars from foreign governments doesn't even register on the Democratic Richter Scale... But then again, Hillary isn't guilty of being Donald Trump...
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