Me, 12 days from now on my first day of vacation gif from giphy

When you are in a relationship: and when you just broke up: gif from giphy

Me, when I kindly offer a guy on our first date to get married and his answer is : “No.” Gif from giphy

When I think I can handle another glass of wine Gif from giphy

When I made a Facebook account half a year ago in order to make at least some virtual friends, but my page still shows 0 gif from giphy

When you’ve been starving yourself for months in order to lose weight with no result at all and your friend advises you to try eating less gif from giphy

My husband, when he tries to put his foot down about something gif from giphy

When I get my certificate for participation on stage gif from giphy

When you finally managed to finish the portion of food that your grandma gave you at dinner gif from giphy

When you realize that your straight self is in a gay bar, but then you see another straight guy you know who’s mistakenly there too gif from giphy

When you sneak into the house of the girl you really dislike in order to find a proof that she used to be a crocodile just a couple of years ago gif from giphy

When you change a channel and see Donald Trump’s new tan color gif from giphy

Me, when I’m given a super important task to do by my boss gif from giphy

When you are asked: “How much time does your sex usually last?” You can’t say two minutes coz it’s way too long, you can’t say a blink of an eye also, coz it’s too short. So you lit the match and let it

Me, when I hear how a super skinny girl is going on and on about her being “fat” and “ugly” gif from giphy

My true emotions when this one time I sent my husband to the grocery store and he bought exactly everything I asked him to buy gif from giphy

When you are at the Food Addicts Meeting and someone is giving an emotional speech about not eating junk food for three months gif from giphy

When you are trying to drink your camomile tea after a long vacation on Ibiza gif from giphy

Me, trying to hold it when it’s finally my turn to go to the bathroom gif from giphy

Me today: I’m never drinking again.. My friends: “Do you wanna party tonight?” Also me: gif from giphy