These are your two choices.
The Basic Bitch is boring as fuck and wants to take pictures of her rubber face and watch mindnumbing series on Netflix.
She will go out with her stupid friends that are dumber than her and she likes to have a family. The basic bitch fucks like one.
But she's a good girl. She wants a regular life. She wants to worship her boyfriend and be affable.
Oh boy...
She dyes her hair pink, has piercings, tattoos and daddy issues.
She's crazy AF. Usually a feminist (YIKES), but super submissive and easily manipulated (the irony huh?).
She likes dick. A LOT. And she likes the dick she hates. And she will fuck your brains out.
Unlike Basic Bitch, she wants you to slap her, choke her, spit her and what not. She will purposely hurt you (mentally and physically) so you hit her back.
They say don't put your dick in crazy, but there's a reason people have to be reminded of that: Crazy means great sex.
The Alt Freak isn't a serious person by no means. You won't find a genius hidden under the "I-can-suck-your-dick-and-your-soul-at-the-same-time"-face. She's not nice either. She's crazy.
What do you prefer?
Shit, I personally don't know. Basic Bitch is insufferable at times. Simpleton.
Alt-Freak is a slut, so there's that.
Is there something in between? Yeah. Something even worse and something close to perfection.
But I will get to that the next time. They're after me.
-Thatredbeardguy
