(With profound apologies to the estate of Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel)
I've always wanted to be "in"
I've always wanted to be thin
I've always wanted a nice grin
I've always wanted a cleft chin
I've always wanted handsome skin
I've always wanted Rin Tin Tin
I've never played the mandolin
I've never sampled bathtub gin
I've never loved a manikin
I've never visited Berlin
I never know quite where I've been
I've never wanted to begin
Drinking tea with saccharin
I've always wanted a "good" twin
I'd like to grow a dorsal fin
And take a sports car for a spin
I always have admired sin
I've always wanted discipline
To buy and fly my own zeppelin
It looks like I may never win