Every other feed in the world is a handshake with a ghost.
Click here, agree there — and suddenly you’re starring in a show you never auditioned for. So I made this. Not a rant. Not a warning. Just a reading of the rites.
This is what your “I agree” really sounds like. Performed, distorted, spit back through a streaming chair and a broken lens. ‘Cause if the terms are fake, the performance gotta be real.
Our feed don’t play like that. But the world does. So consider this your remix of the fine print.
You already signed. Might as well hear the lyrics.
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