Dad joke of the DAY!! What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.

Dad joke of the DAY!! What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? “Bison.”

Dad joke of the DAY!! I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”

Dad joke of the DAY!! I put my old car in reverse and thought, “Wow, this really takes me back.”

Dad joke of the DAY!! Why did the car take a nap? It was tired.

Thats why its called "DAD" jokes

Dad joke of the DAY!! Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Dad joke of the DAY!! My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

Dad joke of the DAY!! What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop

Dad joke of the DAY!!! Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Dad joke of the DAY!! If prisoners could take their own mug shots… They’d be called cellfies.

Dad joke of the DAY!!! What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Dad joke of the DAY!!! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

Dad joke of the DAY!! I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Dad joke of the DAY!! My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Dad joke of the DAY!! What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

Dad joke of the DAY!! The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.

Dad joke of the DAY!! I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Dad joke of the DAY!!! My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

Dad joke of the DAY!! I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.