I would have remembered, but then a new Netflix series happened. Happy Belated Birthday, Shitty Friend Halldark - for when you care enough to send whatever

If schools offered a class teaching boundaries and a practical application of those boundaries, perhaps I wouldn’t have a problem saying no to your request for a hug even though you smell like body odor,

I’ve been thinking lately, which in and of itself is some dangerous shit; but I’ve decided it’s probably time to get a bit more personal with you guys. I don’t mean personal like you can leave your dirty

Saturday night and I’m dressed like a boy again. Black jeans, tank top, boots and virtually no make-up. I’ve got my earbuds in as I make my down to the 7-11 where I’ll meet my girlfriend who is sure to

I want to spend a day in a ‘How It Should Have Ended’ universe of my creation. A full 24 hours spent in my very own utopia. For those of you that are unfamiliar with HISHE, do yourselves a favor and google

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Please check out the link to my latest Dark Hallmark installment from my blog page As always, thanks for reading ~ (this is where I would typically insert something clever - sorry, I'm fresh out witty

Originally I wrote this as a piece for FB. I kept getting messages from random dudes there and I was just kind of done with getting creepy photos from men I didn't know. I really wanted to go off on a

I spent 30 minutes picking out a card that wasn’t too sentimental, too religious, too funny and didn’t have glitter and annoying singing animatronics. I’m tired now, the clerk things I’m creepy and you’re

Uncle Jerry is drunk and hitting and on the neighbor’s wife again. Timmy is pissed he got the wrong toy in his stocking and is setting things on fire in the backyard. Aunt Janine is medicating with pills

I learned a very important lesson today: I don’t play well with others. Apparently, what sex you are is irrelevant also; I disqualify people equally. I’m an only child, I don’t share, I don’t like you

I shed you Snakeskin Your dark caress A silken gown Hugging my curves Spilling down the length of my thighs Tender flesh, ripe for the searing God knows how many times I’ve been here Naked before you Crawling

Kiss of Fire

She was magic to him The way the light would glisten from her lips Refracting soul When she sang The wildness in her eyes When she danced She was magic to him Unbridled joy in her laughter The way she

A time for gathering; to rejoice and be grateful. The warmth and comfort of families and friends celebrating all that we've shared. I sent this card instead, it's in everyone's best interest. PS: if you

As you open the card you will read the following: Shit, where do I start? Get well. That's it - just get well. Don't call me until you do, Me and countless others I promise not to drag these on for too

Holding you close in my thoughts and hoping you are doing OK; because let's face it - you need all the help you can get. I don't even know how you keep going. It's pretty desperate, isn't it? God bless

There are people in your life so special that you simply cannot go another minute without telling them how much they mean to you; that your life would not be the same without them in it. Yeah, that’s not

I intend to do a full series of these "Honest Hallmark" meant to be funny, but promising to be dark and probably offensive. Here's the first. More follow. Please stay tuned. :) Get well soon.

Last call Down to my last 6 bucks Got a tear in my pantyhose too Nobody’s buying Not tonight Not anymore There he is At the end of the bar Somewhere between “I guess so” and “Can’t do another night alone”