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Yeah yeah steemit crew, this is the Crypto Ninja brought to you by badboy baker productions. badboy baker spinning some low down dirty beats on the decks, so check out this joint right about now….
I sling shitcoins & bitcoin
on YoBit & Coinfloor
yeah I have a moustache
Like a 70’s porn star
I’m a crypto ninja
cutting you open
like Zoro
I’ve got a channel on youtube
With analysis I borrow.
I buy drugs with Monero
my lambos with steem
I’m a modern day hero
like Mandela or Sheen
I’m a crypotopian mogul
An ICO soldier
Invested in Electroneum
an I’m still holding em.
I bought trumpcoin
with bitcoin, then scalped
it for shitcoins, sold my
shitcoins for bitcoin
now I’m kicking it
in the Dordogne.
Shit…
I can’t get no relief.
my balance on bittrex
Beggars belief.
I’m a life style choice
voice of a generation
some say genius
pride of the nation.
But I stay humble
As you other rappers mumble
tired fiat rhymes
that you trip on
and stumble.
You fumble in your
Pockets for dollars
And dimes,
While I flip Likes,
into Upvotes that chime
jingle in my wallet
with steem power,
I’m on it
while you’re twitching fiat
like a burnt out alcoholic.
I’m a crpto ninja
getting paid daily
all my bread is sourdough,
yeah you know baby
that’s just how rich I am…
peace…. We out.
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