I stumbled on this guy a week or two back who does dub mixes

What is the most popular computer company in America's dairyland? That would be the Wisconsin Dells! Sorry, I wanted to think of a good Wisconsin pun, but most of my ideas were pretty cheesy 🧀

Every room in my house is built with emotionless, deadpan wit...I'm just a fan of the drywall material, what else can I say?

This is the last time I bring my dear Aunt Sally to trivia night... She didn't even know that the meteorological phenomenon we refer to as "rainbows" was famously discovered by the noteworthy

Why did bugs bunny go to the barber? To get a hare cut! 🐇 💈

I paid 17$ for this prime steak...and it's only worth $13, tops

I like to get a massage weekly, like clockwork. It's the feeling when I'm done that is incredible....it's the only way I can get past-tense!

Marty McFly was a legendary historian-but that was his weakness, always looking at the past instead of forward. It's like he just always had his back to the future!

Did you hear that Jay Z's house was recently burglarized??? This apparently has been affecting his relationship with Beyonce, with sources saying that she repeatedly insisted that he "Shoulda put

Ok I think I have a better take on this with.... Why do they call it "Amazon," they should call it "Sauron" because they are the real lord of the Rings!

If Sauron had a Ring camera set up at the rear entrance to Mordor, he may have been able to beat those pesky hobbits!

Sonic the hedgehog could have played drums for the Beatles... He was a real Ringo Starr 💍 🪲

Whoever came up with the idea for solar farms must have been a really bright guy! 🌞

All of the farmers I have met were always very angry...I think it has something to do with the aggroculture!

I was thinking of taking up baking, so my culinary skills could start to flour!

For Hanukkah, my family would always get together and listen to music, each member bringing their own distinct vibe to the family tradition and getting to DJ one of the eight nights. I always like to bring

I'm a web developer by trade and I pull long hours from my home office. Some people can't work without brewing a pot of coffee, but I just get a fresh bag of soft batch....yep, I'm good to go after a few

I've been on a cookie diet to help shed some holiday pounds ...yesiree, these THIN MINTS are gonna do wonders for my physique!

I love a good Thanksgiving feast, but I never eat the turkey-that stuff is foul!