You got about about 5,280 feet worth of puns in this MILEstone!

I know another superhero who broke the law... This guy got busted for rocketeering!

Did you hear about the time that The Flash got a ticket for breaking the law? It was for speeding!

What kind of fruit juice do you never want to drink straight from the glass? A STRAWberry! 🍓

Was it just a generic trade show?... perhaps focus on more of a gardening/plants type events?

This week's theme is berry hard.... I'm trying to come up with some puns, but it's driving me bananas! ... If I could miraculously do a second joke, I could make it a pear!...and that would be hopefully

Interesting, since most musicians that I know-even the ones that get thousands of monthly streams-seem to despise Spotify and how they keep paying less and less to the smaller artists! I've never had Spotify,

How did Apollo call out for some of his fellow Gods....he yells, Hey, Zeus!"

I have his "computerised dub" record from the 80s...it's amazing! Love busting it out in DJ sets. I am curious to more of the "digital dub" sound since I am a huge 80s electro hip hop

Did you know that the cartoon band, Gorillaz can only get tattooed with very specific tools?? The tattoo artist has to use feel good ink!

I am by no means an expert, but I am pretty well-rounded when it comes to music! Yeah, I found these dub mixes last year on YouTube that I was really getting into called "heavy dub selection."

What do Santa's elves like to listen to, while they labor away for low pay all year in Santa workshop? Wrap music!

One time I farted out a riff from Mason Williams and my children looked seriously impressed, but they wanted to hear something more contemporary... like some hip hop. I smiled and said. "Sorry, Dad

Five quarter notes slowly walk into an overcrowded bar, but one of them quickly turns around and heads outside, to put change in the meter 🎶

I like to go to the hilt when preparing costumes, but my dad said I couldn't bring this broad sword to the Renaissance fair because it was a "girl weapon."

How come the Washington Post never publishes any articles about that evil billionaire, Mr. Burns, and his plan to block out the sun for financial gain? Because democracy dies in darkness!

Which way did the Vikings take to get to America?? The NordicTrack!

I was doing some research to come up with a viking pun and I discovered that there is no evidence that they wore helmets with horns. Do you HEAR ME? NO HELMETS WITH HORNS... Now that's just a bunch of

I think it's funny that the Vikings football team is from the US Midwest, a place the Vikings probably didn't get to visit too often.... I've heard that at training camp, they only have those tiny cans

The worst job termination I probably ever received was via the firing squad!