Jimmie and Billie, a couple of Neotropical Xenarthran mammals, were hanging out after church one Sunday. "What's your favorite of the deadly sins?" Said Jimmie. 'Well, I'd have to go with pride,

It's in the eye of the beholder! Definitely some talent there

Yeah... What is that, some voyeurism??

Ha aww thanks, I've seen some good ones from you also! I try to give love to all the punK rawkers out there, but sometimes I forget! I just had my 3 year hiversary, but I've participated in almost every

How come the homeroom teacher is always the first to know about teen pregnancy? Because they always know when someone is late to first period!

My kids like the idea of taking their high school classes online... They say it's much easier to make it to homeroom on time!

Hello punsters, It's a close call with the entries, but I have to go with ... @theabsolute . I'm picturing a big Mario-sized boot that the mean old cobbler is giving him..... In the meantime, here are

I'm a shoe-in for next week's judge!... and of course I accept the challenge!

My grandma was from the South, so they did things a little different down there-such as the one time she made us opposum SOUP. I can still remember her asking us for seconds, "Mar' soup, Y'all?"

...and then it devolved even quicker! 😂

Classic album! That early whodini stuff is so good

He had a band, they weren't very good, but they had a great name, The Mother Smuckers. They were a real JAM band.

I used to know this old hippie guy back in college... they called him "the possum" because he would always be playing dead.

Why do hip hop artists make the best sushi chefs? Because it's really important to be a tight wrapper!

Just a heads up when I typed both "3 speak" and "three speak" into the search (as opposed to 3speak), it did not show up... Maybe some keywords can help that or something-just an fyi

Believe it out not.... It's the best song on the album...and I can appreciate some music that's so bad it's good, but this one is just awful, awful, awful. Sorry, Scott Baio, I'm sure you wrote your heart

My friend Harry-well, he's one cool cat. I thought about him the other day, I even almost picked up the retriever to give him a call but ended up taking a catnap. He's been around the world ten times oK-9

Imagine being so handsome that someone would just put out a record for you even though you can't sing

I drove my Honda in to the city every day that one week when I was a juror...it was my civic duty, after all.

...and don't forget that the kazoo can be used for fresh HIP HOP sounds!