Will I get lucky tonight? Giphy While I beg the magic eight ball to reconsider, why don't you check out these funny posts?

The reaction to most of my jokes here. Giphy

When your boss farts in an important meeting. Giphy While you try to figure out why he gets away with it and you had your key to the bathroom taken away or doing the same thing, why don't you check out

I have heard of going blind and growing hair on your palms, but I never knew you could make this happen to it. Giphy

It is nice to know that at least one person understands how important it is that someone agreed to go on a second date with me. Imgflip* While I try to figure out which trench coat to wear on the date,

When your boss thanks you and honors you by making you the head of a new project Giphy Then you realize all he did was trick you into doing more work.

This is a tough one. Giphy While I try to figure out which I like more: pleasing attractive women or my whiskey, why don't you check out these funny posts?

This is definitely true. Giphy For example, I want to punch both of you in the face right now. So you have that in common.

When you try to show off at a party by opening a beer with your teeth. Giphy While this guy looks for a date on the new dating app Meth Match, why don't you check out these funny posts?

When you have no friends, it makes it tough to live by famous words of wisdom. Giphy I know from experience.

Do you think it is bad when your wife sends you this Gif followed by a skull and crossbones emoji? Imgflip While I try to figure out if it is safe to go home, why don't you check out these funny posts?

You are completely full of crap. I have never even seen that guy in the wig and fake beard behind you.

I have become so negative that I can't possibly see any "F" word followed by "You" without filling it in with an insult. Giphy While I try to figure out when I became so bitter, why

Now that I am older and wiser, I have realized that the following sentence never leads to a happy ending. Giphy

When you are excited to get a comment, only to realize it is steemitboard and a follow me back guy. Giphy While I decide if I should indeed follow for follow for follow for vote for vote for follow, why

When your cheapest friends pitch in to get you some strippers for your birthday. Giphy

Here is one strategy on how to handle the tredning page. Giphy While she continues to fight the temptation, why don't you check out these funny posts?

He's just showing off how much candy he can eat without it bothering his teeth. Giphy It is a little less impressive when you remember he doesn't have any of his real teeth left.

When your farts are so bad even your dog needs to protect himself from hem. Makeagif While I check my sorts to make sure it was nothing more, why don't you check out these funny posts? (Get this guy’s

Finally. One of my Tinder matches didn't run away before I got to say hello. Giphy Oh shit! Well maybe if I just sit at the chair on her right...