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Being a man is not an easy task, i don't know where it was stated in a constitution that men are to be strong, brave and able to handle life threatening situations?
To worsen the whole situation, you are being told to face your fears as a MAN. I feel we are all misunderstanding the interpretation of the word MAN because, come on.
On a normal day I am always afraid of my fears and i don't always need a motivational speaker to tell me anything about it.
it's my fear and i'm scared so what do you want to tell me again?
This afternoon i was sitting under well shaded tree with three of my female friends who just turned up at my place and i decided we take some chill breeze outside the house under this tree.
One of these girls happen to be my crush, you know when you having a crush on someone and always low-key try to impress them one way or the other without making things look obvious that you like them? yes that is exactly what i do around sandra.
But today I think I ran out of luck, three pretty girls siting in front of me while I was standing, cracking sweet jokes and they were feeling me, aww he's such a funny and handsome guy, there isn't a dull moment with him and blah blah blah, these words were coming out from my crush's sister eunice due to how much she enjoyed my conversation and vibe.
If only i was just cracking hose jokes maybe it would have been better.
All of a sudden i don't know when i formulated a mighty lie on how i killed a scorpion with my bare hands in the village. Wow, their mouth were open for some seconds and I had to help sandra close her mouth before flies run to hide inside.
Yes they were all wowed about my lie, i'm very good when it comes to lying and you just have to believe me because of how good I am, even when you might have the doubt that what I said is a lie.
Maybe this was nature trying to teach me a lesson at his point while i was busy delivering forsaken lie to these girls how i killed a scorpion, the next moment we heard was a sounds "scraa scraa" from the leaves of the tree and "kpob" landed a beautiful green snake in front of us that just landed from ontop the tree π.
Ladies and gentlemen i'm so thankful to God that i was able to run faster than the girls. life is very precious and at this point all i thought of was a way to live long and there was no better answer than to run at maximum acceleration.
i wasn't even ashamed of myself after running as long as i am alive then I am happy but please sandra has refused to pick my call after this incident someone help he talk to her, I will be a man from now hence forth.
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