you love me still?
she rolled her eyes.
You snore all night
like a belching pig
the whole bed shakes
like a mighty earthquake.
What else can make me stay?
It's not that bad
I said with a smirk
then she played a recording
that had me retorting.
You too dear wife
you fart in your sleep
the whole bed shakes
like a mighty earthquake.
Don t say that again
she said with a fiery gaze.
A lady doesn't fart
she makes music
from her behind.