Creepy AF, but fucking handy.

Hahaha, I slipped buttfucking in up there. And handy. Yeah, I amuse myself all to hell.

Well, anyone that knows me knows that I'm a lover, not a fighter so when @comedyopenmic gave me the chance to test out their new discord bot that lets you know when someone is attacking you, I was moist in the loins. It gives you a chance to get the fuck out of Dodge before some bunch of thugs takes all your shit. Like these fuckers were going to do until I took the resources and upgraded my storage until it was below my safe limit.

I'm sure there are all sorts of situations for people who like to fight, but I don't have any units so I don't know what happens.

I guess if their army was way bigger than yours it would give you a chance to send your army away before they hit, or if you had a ton of resources you could buy a huge army to murder those motherfuckers when they get there.

I just invest my resources into whatever makes sense if I have enough, and into storage if I don't. I want those pricks to waste a half hour of their time to get nothing from me.

Fuck them guys.

I have a goal to produce drugs and earn Steem by getting people addicted to them. Spending my booze and guns on fucking lackeys steers me away from my dream of making close to twenty cents a day by peddling dope to school children. Gotta get those bath salts and Krokodil to the kiddies. How else am I going to upgrade my cocina?

Anyhow, it is worth 3 Steem to save several thousand of my resources. Sure I had to upgrade shit I didn't want to but at least it wasn't going out on the backs of 50 fucking bouncers. I'll make that back in a few heists.

If you want to check it out, you can go to COMWars Discord and type !reg into the chat. You will see what to do.

Happy turtling!

Hey, did you know Lost In Translation is a witness on Whaleshares? It's true. You can find out more here. While you are in the voting mood, @comedyopenmic is also a witness and a hard workin' sumbitch for this platform. If you have an extra vote, it wouldn't be wasted there either.