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Its done!

steemitadventure@steemitadventure has finished my profile photo! I hope everyone enjoys it!

So about the design. First my favorite childhood show was the basis. And you will notice my name. These two things are very importantly intertwined if you recognize the scene.

Let me tell you a story about driving. I do, but its quite the adventure. I have a custom built "tank" that I drive based off of a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. This is due to the nature of my rather erratic driving. Its the only thing my insurance company would approve because they figure I cant bust it up too badly if i get into an accident. I personally designed the transmission(s) and it wound up with the following options:

Park
Right
Left
Neutral
Drive
Reverse
All Terrain

The odd options are likely what you are wondering about. Left and Right, lets just say turning this bad boy is a bit of a project. So automatic modes were put into the transmission. They will control each track through its individual transmission. I like driving in straight lines.

All Terrain is actually an automatically engaged mode that comes on whenever it senses that I'm not driving on the road. A couple of things happen, the first of which is the turbine engine that was taken from an Abrams tank starts spooling up. While that's winding up the rubber treads are wound up in half of the wheels while the metal treads unwind. Also the armaments are deployed from their stowed positions inside of the vehicle in case of a possible ambush. I drive for work and the cities I go through apparently don't know how to fix potholes so the rig is almost always in A mode.

Now the most important part. The face, that actually is very accurate. Any time I take someone for a ride in my vehicle. That's the face they make. Most of the trip. So if you ever get to ride with me, make sure to buckle the 8 point safety harness. It's the only way I got the vehicle road legalized.


I hope you got a kick out of this story I came up with on the spot.

The real story behind this photo is short and not nearly as funny. soundworks@soundworks got confused by my profile pic in steem.chat since we had someone else join and their name started with P. The PRNDL joke had gone around before so kristves@kristves threw me a modified version of it. Also not a huge fan of Suit Life but it is funny. Until I can earn up some more SBD I'll be using this as my profile pic.

If you have made it this far thank you for taking the time.

God bless and have a good night.