When you fall i will be there to catch you regards, the floor

if you think this card is crap you should seen the other ones in the petrol station

IT 's your birthday so go out and haye some fun do something your mother always warned you about!

did you know that dogs are so intelligent they can train hnmans to pick up their crap?

SAY FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD,THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON ,SO WHO WILL YOU GAVE.............,,,

instead of my battery is flat.....................you will hear my battery don die or my phone is dead please when the funeral go ever be for burial........lol laughing out laoud