“Maybe if you shifted your weight differently?”
“Your stunning lack of tact isn’t helping.”
“It’s my fault your fat ass got stuck in this vent shaft?”
“No but it IS your fault we took this way.”
“Suck in your gut. The bomb goes in two minutes.”
This is for 
@felt.buzz/hey-look-out-it-s-zapfic-microfiction-writing-contest-results-of-week-109-and-new-prompt-for-week-110
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@peakd