Squirrels make a hell of a racket. And when it’s from up in a tree, they sound like a crow choking on a Demerol. But why are chipmunks so quiet compared to squirrels? No, not that kind of Chipmunk, I mean the little rodents. And how is it that chipmunks haven’t spread all over the world? Of their 25 species, 24 are North American and one lives in Siberia. Rats and mice and squirrels and other rodents have scattered all over the globe, why not chipmunks?
Might not a person die of dehydration before they could complete their order for an ICED POMEGRANATE ACAI TEA LATTE WITH COCONUT MILK? And, come on, if you’re going to go to the trouble of typesetting such a long-ass name, shouldn’t you at least consider taking the advice of your spell-checker suggesting AÇAÍ and LATTÉ?
If it’s a good idea to get install a drain in a public restroom floor in case the urinal overflows, it’s an even better idea to plug it up?
Chipmunk pic: Wikimedia CC BY-SA 4.0
Other pics: my iPhone
