Statistics such as: 66 percent of all Americans are considered to be overweight, the U.S. has never gone a decade without war, Americans watch 4 hours and 42 minutes of television PER DAY on average, doctors in the United States write more than 250 million prescriptions for antidepressants each year, and the United States has the most laws of any country.

Pfft, the way you typed that almost came off like they were bad. I took a deep breath, realized you were jesting and luckily avoided a

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

moment.

66 percent of all Americans are considered to be overweight

We call that being big boned.

the U.S. has never gone a decade without war

Its called saving the world for muh freedom

Americans watch 4 hours and 42 minutes of television PER DAY on average

Don be hatin cause we have the best entertainment.

doctors in the United States write more than 250 million prescriptions for antidepressants each year

Which makes us the happiest people to ever live

the United States has the most laws of any country

And the largest police force and prison system prolly to enforce them. So take dat.

But you knew all that which was what prompted your jesting.