New budget clears the way for continued unimpeded violation of other, more serious prohibitions such as embezzlement, deceit, and parasitism.

The effort highlights the challenges of countering low-tech, high-chaos tactics in a high-steaks environment.

The workload has forced staffing changes.

"Political outrage? That's renewable energy."

Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather than into the mouth of any of the perpetrators.

The occurrence of the festival when nights are longest has invited unimaginative speakers to think themselves poetic by comparing the physical darkness with various negative forces.

Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu.

Locals wouldn't mind so much if the karaoke performers could carry a tune.

Observers noted that the proprietor made the same claim about the credit card machine to four customers in a row.

"It's going to be harder now to institute the changes the younger people want, including limiting the Mi Shebeirachs."

"I can't figure out what else we have to offer the world."

This set of Hakafot will end around December 20, when the congregation will go home, and, the following morning, begin the daytime set.

Their existence looms large in rhetoric but they have escaped observation by actual humans outside the maelstrom of Pallywood.

"Our friends in Gaza tell us that Israel has massacred hundreds of thousands of innocent pregnant animal journalists."

by Martin Bormann, Head of the Party Chancellery

"I feel so much better now that it's Hamas shooting my son's kneecaps than my daughters dying because Hamas forced them to stay in a building the Zionists bombed."

"It's absurd to suggest that our camp, the pro-democracy camp, can't attract a democratic majority, or even plurality."

"Some of our men suggested napalm."

By Anas Akhzari, Hamas fighter

Voters have not, to date, understood the importance of toppling Netanyahu from power at all costs.